Lakgebdib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, able dryad.

Lakgebdib created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lakgebdib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lakgebdib, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lakgebdib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lakgebdib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Lakgebdib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if eight snails approach from the west.