Pigdutquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful parrot.

Pigdutquag created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdutquag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigdutquag, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pigdutquag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pigdutquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pigdutquag's priests.

2. Erect six iron sculptures of Pigdutquag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not gather at doors at midday.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.