Tongedfly is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful grasshopper.

Tongedfly created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tongedfly, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tongedfly, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tongedfly's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tongedfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix apples with oil.

2. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not travel during winter.