Teenpopnar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak jellyfish.

Teenpopnar created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Teenpopnar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenpopnar, it will turn you into a rock.

Teenpopnar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Teenpopnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Teenpopnar loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never eat limes.