Wabzigflissidbutbanpanglin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish pigeon.

Wabzigflissidbutbanpanglin created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabzigflissidbutbanpanglin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabzigflissidbutbanpanglin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wabzigflissidbutbanpanglin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wabzigflissidbutbanpanglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Do not stand on grass.