Dobgoffedjadbonbigcibgup is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent guinea pig.

Dobgoffedjadbonbigcibgup created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobgoffedjadbonbigcibgup, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobgoffedjadbonbigcibgup, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dobgoffedjadbonbigcibgup's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dobgoffedjadbonbigcibgup's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear cyan corsets on sacred days.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobgoffedjadbonbigcibgup.