Hudsingid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless skunk.

Hudsingid created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudsingid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hudsingid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hudsingid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hudsingid's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.