Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome dingo.

Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak on top of all buildings.

2. Never mark doors with indigo.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Gadcubstragkinhambogsatlak on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.