Habnilgumnillfabjadgil Witripgess is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing butterfly.

Habnilgumnillfabjadgil Witripgess created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Habnilgumnillfabjadgil Witripgess, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habnilgumnillfabjadgil Witripgess, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Habnilgumnillfabjadgil Witripgess' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Habnilgumnillfabjadgil Witripgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Never think about spacetime near foxes while wearing pink jumpers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.