Get is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful deer.

Get created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Get, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Get, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Get's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Get's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Get's priests.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Get on top of all buildings.

4. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the east.

5. Always act with patience when addressing priests.