Fomwikfub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing hare.

Fomwikfub created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomwikfub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomwikfub, he will send you a sign.

Fomwikfub's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fomwikfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not sing in public.