Dapbasswotwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, passionate squirrel.

Dapbasswotwat created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapbasswotwat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dapbasswotwat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dapbasswotwat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dapbasswotwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not commit murder.