Geddidyar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong troll.

Geddidyar created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Geddidyar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Geddidyar, he will be very sad.

Geddidyar's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Geddidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan tights.

2. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing indigo dresses and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not fashion tools from tin.

5. Never run in holy places.