Targmigfar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating jaguar.

Targmigfar created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targmigfar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Targmigfar, she will boil you in a big pot.

Targmigfar's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Targmigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Targmigfar.

5. Targmigfar loves sheep, so they must be honoured.