Bodtonknilnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise donkey.

Bodtonknilnutt created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Bodtonknilnutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodtonknilnutt, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bodtonknilnutt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bodtonknilnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never sprint near squirrels.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.