Dabjadarf Hugbastban is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous fox.

Dabjadarf Hugbastban created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabjadarf Hugbastban, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dabjadarf Hugbastban, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dabjadarf Hugbastban's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dabjadarf Hugbastban's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.