Wonlikfed is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wonlikfed created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlikfed, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wonlikfed, it will not care at all.

Wonlikfed's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wonlikfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Do not record signs concerning stars.

3. Never allow dogs to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. Do not name children after doves.