Funlisttunwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy bat.

Funlisttunwab created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funlisttunwab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Funlisttunwab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Funlisttunwab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Funlisttunwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare grapes while filled with anger.

2. You must pray to Funlisttunwab five times a day.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

5. Never laugh in spring.