Dagpinced is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable eagle.

Dagpinced created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagpinced, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dagpinced, it will not invite you to parties.

Dagpinced's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dagpinced's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hop in the presence of horses.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Always obey Dagpinced's priests.