Ciddudhub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart hedgehog.

Ciddudhub created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ciddudhub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciddudhub, he will turn you into a goat.

Ciddudhub's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ciddudhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Worship no other gods but Ciddudhub.

4. Do not take Ciddudhub's name in vain.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.