Fligrigfen is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating eagle.

Fligrigfen created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligrigfen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligrigfen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fligrigfen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fligrigfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at crossroads.

2. Never gather five cats in one place.

3. Never paint your head mauve.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Never curse while facing west.