Capbiglan Tomlakdap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak newt.

Capbiglan Tomlakdap created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbiglan Tomlakdap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Capbiglan Tomlakdap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Capbiglan Tomlakdap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Capbiglan Tomlakdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not record names concerning moons.

3. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

4. Put Capbiglan Tomlakdap first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.