Mitgetbitladpitsteromin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty hare.

Mitgetbitladpitsteromin created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgetbitladpitsteromin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitgetbitladpitsteromin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mitgetbitladpitsteromin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mitgetbitladpitsteromin's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while tainted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never prepare nuts during autumn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with pride.