Sagvednak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, able hummingbird.

Sagvednak created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagvednak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagvednak, it will be very sad.

Sagvednak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sagvednak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms red.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Always obey Sagvednak's priests.

5. Never think about galaxies.