Cunbagdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying gnu.

Cunbagdoss created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbagdoss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunbagdoss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cunbagdoss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cunbagdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.