Bissragkom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient pig.

Bissragkom created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissragkom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissragkom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bissragkom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bissragkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing pink skirts.

2. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.