Ranbimbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable butterfly.

Ranbimbit created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbimbit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranbimbit, she will turn you into a rock.

Ranbimbit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ranbimbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of mites.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

4. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.