Somnatmab Tadfligvin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless rat.

Somnatmab Tadfligvin created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Somnatmab Tadfligvin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Somnatmab Tadfligvin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Somnatmab Tadfligvin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Somnatmab Tadfligvin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somnatmab Tadfligvin.