Nellrilnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy gerbil.

Nellrilnurl created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrilnurl, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellrilnurl, she will strike you with lightening.

Nellrilnurl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nellrilnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing violet tights and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Nellrilnurl loves dolphins, so they must be respected.