Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish deer.

Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot, she will turn you into a snail.

Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot.

5. You must love Zanbeglarpgiljopfotgighot.