Vencamrak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable fox.

Vencamrak created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Vencamrak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vencamrak, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vencamrak's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vencamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never paint your face pink.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.