Flowvillop is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering rhinoceros.

Flowvillop created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowvillop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flowvillop, he will boil you in a big pot.

Flowvillop's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flowvillop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wash your neck before prayer.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.