Tafdotgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful wyrm.

Tafdotgum created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafdotgum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafdotgum, she will be very unhappy.

Tafdotgum's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tafdotgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never sit in the presence of ducks.