Xinnarlgabquag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent skunk.

Xinnarlgabquag created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Xinnarlgabquag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xinnarlgabquag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xinnarlgabquag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xinnarlgabquag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never feed cucumbers to tapirs while wearing brown coats.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Xinnarlgabquag on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.