Guplitxin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent wyvern.

Guplitxin created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Guplitxin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Guplitxin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Guplitxin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Guplitxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Do not take Guplitxin's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Guplitxin.