Narwodlab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent snake.

Narwodlab created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narwodlab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narwodlab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Narwodlab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Narwodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always store bananas above ground.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear scarves.