Dabsandven is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful slug.

Dabsandven created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabsandven, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dabsandven, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dabsandven's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dabsandven's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never adorn your legs with green markings.