Himbinhab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless wasp.

Himbinhab created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himbinhab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himbinhab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Himbinhab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Himbinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never look at stars.