Negpasfun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless weasel.

Negpasfun created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negpasfun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Negpasfun, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Negpasfun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Negpasfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed beans to horses while wearing hats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Do not prepare lentils while filled with envy.