Hugnullgan Ceblitflap Nullquam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic snail.

Hugnullgan Ceblitflap Nullquam created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugnullgan Ceblitflap Nullquam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugnullgan Ceblitflap Nullquam, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hugnullgan Ceblitflap Nullquam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hugnullgan Ceblitflap Nullquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare wheat while wearing ear rings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugnullgan Ceblitflap Nullquam.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing green rings and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.

5. Never feed pineapples to eagles while wearing scarves.