Nancedgad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless butterfly.

Nancedgad created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nancedgad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nancedgad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nancedgad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nancedgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at crossroads.

2. Always remove boots before touching iron.

3. Never remain standing at dawn.

4. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

5. Never adorn your face with brown markings.