Cisshinbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust raccoon.

Cisshinbarn created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshinbarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cisshinbarn, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cisshinbarn's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cisshinbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from violet swans, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.

4. Never run near squirrels.

5. Never look at moons.