Nadfobpibwabyoglikbesszim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy tortoise.

Nadfobpibwabyoglikbesszim created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfobpibwabyoglikbesszim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadfobpibwabyoglikbesszim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nadfobpibwabyoglikbesszim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nadfobpibwabyoglikbesszim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to sharks while wearing purple rings.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never look at comets.