Madmutven is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental crab.

Madmutven created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmutven, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madmutven, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Madmutven's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Madmutven's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Madmutven's priests.

2. Do not wear trousers marked with pink.

3. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. You must pray to Madmutven three times a day.