Lenkomstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, almighty hippopotamus.

Lenkomstip created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Lenkomstip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lenkomstip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lenkomstip's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lenkomstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Shun those given to greed.