Yikhonflat is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong
dragon.
Yikhonflat created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yikhonflat, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yikhonflat, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Yikhonflat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Yikhonflat's Holy Commandments1. Yikhonflat loves shrews, so they must be respected.
2. Never feed spinach to sharks while wearing tights.
3. Always obey Yikhonflat's priests.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.