Danxuckbig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, benevolent crow.

Danxuckbig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danxuckbig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Danxuckbig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Danxuckbig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Danxuckbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Danxuckbig's priests.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if eight bats approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to music.