Wipdudnut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody fish.

Wipdudnut created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipdudnut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipdudnut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wipdudnut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wipdudnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing white ear rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.