Futcunfitdimgess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing warg.

Futcunfitdimgess created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futcunfitdimgess, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Futcunfitdimgess, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Futcunfitdimgess' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Futcunfitdimgess' Holy Commandments

1. Futcunfitdimgess loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear corsets marked with gray.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

5. Always take life seriously.