Karneghogcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured squirrel.

Karneghogcet created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karneghogcet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karneghogcet, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Karneghogcet's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Karneghogcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Karneghogcet must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.