Cedpasbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish salamander.

Cedpasbon created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedpasbon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedpasbon, she will destroy your home planet.

Cedpasbon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cedpasbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.